Thursday, April 23, 2009

Beyonce Knowles Attacked While Singing on the TODAY show!

Kiddies did you hear the disturbing news. I couldn't believe it!

I was so horrified to hear Beyonce being mauled by several errant house cats on the TODAY show. It was blood curdling..unspeakable carnage and as it turns out, she was singing. People what happened...I thought Beyonce could sing. Didn't you? Granted anyone can have a bad day but unless she was fighting off a horde of zombies or her oh so fly weave was on fire....she's got some explaining to do. Which leads me to my question of the day: Can Beyonce Sing? Or is she afflicted with the same disease that mutilated Ashley Simpson's career and so many before her.

I long for the days when having an amazing voice was more important than how you could be packaged and marketed. I know that 'low-fat' is in people but that should only apply to food not entertainers. And if the only time you can entertain is in the warm, safe, computerized cocoon of a recording studio then it's time to re-examine why we should spend our money on such 'artists'. I think I am going to, go and listen to Mariah Carey (pre-breakdown), Whitney Houston (pre-crack...sorry, crack is whack...pre-Bobby Brown), Boyz to Men...and reminisce on the days when being a star...an entertainer meant something and was much more than just a hot video with big make up and bigger butts.

xoxo

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